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Ya know...I spent many a minute looking in the mirror last night, wondering if it was there. A huge tatt on my forehead. Yes a tattoo...one that says "Losers apply here". But I couldn't see anything. I think it is one that is only visible to men. Women can't see it. It isn't meant for them. That...or I have one of those micro chips secretly implanted in my shoulder. That is why men carry around those annoying cell phones. It is actually a covert mechanism like a homing device. Yes...that must be it. No wonder my shoulder has been bugging me...and I thought I just needed a massage.