Cup o'Joe

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there
the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing
him again.
- Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.
- Sharon Stone

(Gosh..ya think my clients might notice if I started rolling on the floor laughing my ass off? Hmm maybe.)

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's
better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it
back together.
- Unknown

(Ok that one isn't very funny...but it is definitly true.)

Speaking of clients...I have some interesting ones. I can't really go into detail, which kind of sucks, because, well, it is against the law for me too. But I have to say, I get a kick everytime they come in here.

Joe. Have I mentioned Joe? I think so. Joe is cool. Joe is the guy at the store I see almost everyday. Today...our conversation went something like this...

Joe: Hey there, Princess...
Me: *sarcastic laughter* Princess?? I think you meant to say Queen Joe
Joe: Oh...I don't think you want to be Queen.
Me: Hmm ya know...your right.
Joe: See..if you are a Princess, then you can get away with a whole lot more. *wink*
Me: Yes, but I still would have to live up to expectations of royalty.
And then I would get that whole Princess reputation of being spoiled and such.
Joe: Ok...well what would you say then?
Me: Well, what do you call the one that cleans bathrooms? A Wench?
Joe: That would be a Scullery Maid, the Wench would be like a bar maid.
Me: I don't do bars Joe...
Joe: Hey, I am just trying to help you out.
Me: Yes, Joe, I can always count on you...

I like Joe.