Tech-no-potty

Ok well...I was about to write about the whole feeling women get, when a blast of cold air hits them when they're not expecting it. (No, I am not talking about smuggling raisins) But I figured you didn't want to hear about my bodily functions. I liken it to what men must feel when they hear running water. All I know, is I was running for the bathroom. Such relief. Like that of a sneeze. Yeehaw. And so you have now heard about my bodily functions anyway. I am proud, however, that I didn't mention the word "Pee" once.

(That once doesn't count cause it wasn't actually part of the original matter. Even though it was the subject of the matter. But just because it was the subject doesn't mean it counts when I said I didn't say it. If you count it anyways, then I am proud I didn't mention it twice. Excuse me...I am having a "Chrissy" moment.)

I am missing my daughter something aweful. She has been gone the past couple days to her cousins house. Having a wonderful time, I am sure. But I am ready to see her and smell her and have her "essence" be more of a reality.

I spent my lonesome freedom last night, searching this town for some spec of digital flora. But as I stepped to each counter to view the selection, I felt like an opposing magnet. I think that it is all at a minimum because of the passing holiday and the service people are just about serviced out. Finding someone to help me work through my slew of questions, was challenging alone. I am not an easy sell. I loved the camera I had, it had all the features I wanted and then some. Poor people. There are very few that understand my rationale. I was completely repulsed at one store. I was looking through each and every camera, testing it, playing with it to see how friendly it was to use, but kept getting pushed out of the way by other shoppers. Arg..can't they see that I am trying to make a purchase here? How dare they think they can look too! I am kidding...but it was a bit too close for comfort for my taste. This one lady actually stepped in front me and stood there. I thought...wow...the invisible man has nothing on me. Sheesh. No new camera purchase has been made...yet.