Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hitchin' a ride



Today is the last day of Summer. And in true fashion, the mornings are colder, the leaves are beginning to trickle down and the pine needles are gearing up for their final dump on my yard. Yesterday, I noticed the seeds separating from the pine cones and they would spiral down to the ground, hoping to make it into a tree sprout next year.

So, with that fluff and splendor said, it also means it is time to darn the pantyhose again. I must say I had forgotten, over the past 5 or 6 months, how much these contraptions make me feel pretty darn good. I mean, the lift and separate alone is enough to make anyone think I had spent the summer at the gym, and actually made some sort of difference. It is awesome. While I am not too excited about making sure I keep the suckers stocked and the expense, I can relish in the fact that I don't have a boyfriend that will see me remove them and go "Oh..." or hug me tight enough to feel them through my clothes and say "Do you wear those all the time?". Nope...I can move forward with the facade that is me. :)

It's great...

3 comments:

Melissa said...

I absolutely HATE pantyhose! lol! Those things get on my nerves. I steadfastly refuse to wear girdles and the whole "control top" thing is just 5 more minutes of struggle as I try to put them on without snagging them. And knee hi's don't work.. they end up being ankle hi's on me.

Gonna see how long I can wear sandals down here. It's almost 90 degrees today so I should have at least another month or two. Socks are about as good as I can do. LOL!

SBB said...

I ... I ... hmm ... I don't have anything to say ... :O

Michelle said...

Well I can't say as they are my favorite part of the morning routine...but the results on my booty are nice lol. Well, nicer than they are when left to their own facilities. Faculties? I dunno... 90 degrees? good gosh, we are lucky to hit 70 here at this time of year.

Thigh highs are nice...but I tend to save those for..umm..other stuff lol! And as my blog tends to state...I haven't had any use for them for a while.

And, Sorry Tech for such a "girlie" post. Just a fact of life I suppose. At least I didn't mention other un-mentionables. :P